I bet as soon as you read further, each line will remind you the old good time when you first encounter with this TV series.
You must be creating a scene to use your favorite friends quote while talking to your friends (Hell is filled with people like you - Chandler), crush (How you doin'? - Joey), lover (fall in love with my best friend - Monica) and so on and on.
Every episode gives tens of new lines to memorize them. But here are best of them.
Let me start with the King Chandler
- Hi I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
- I’m not great at the advise. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
- Someone on the subway licked my neck, LICKED MY NECK.
- Let me think, let me think, Oh I don’t care.
- Until 25 I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh Crap!’.
- I say more dumb things before 9 AM then most people say all day.
- You’re not allowed to laugh at my joke.
- I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
- Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I’m a giant.
- Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack.
- was that place, THE SUN?
- I’m not ‘blah’ I’m a ‘hoot’.
- I’m gonna die alone.
- I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.
- Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
- Tell him to email me at www-dot-haha-not-so-much-dot-com.
- THE BEST ONE
- THE BESTEST ONE
The geeky guy ROSS
- We were on a Break.
- Pivot Pivot PIVOT.
- Unagi.
- It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back! Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are.' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'
- FINE BY ME!
- I'm not going nuts. Do you see me going nuts?
- I'm fine. Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky because, really, I'm fine.
- If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I’ll hunt you down and kick your ass.
- Mississippilessly ?
- I, Ross take thee Rachel.
- Take it from me, all you have to do is show up and try to say right name.
- I’ve never walked down the aisle knowing it can’t end in divorce.
- Why do bad things happen to good people ?
- I grew up with Monica. if you didn’t eat fat, you didn’t eat.
- The sandwich was the only good thing in my life.
- NOT HIS FAULT
- IS HE SAID LOVE?
The actor JOEY
- How you doin’ ?
- Joey doesn’t share his food.
- You can’t have S-E-X when you’re taking care of a B-A-B-I-E.
- You hang up on a pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friend.
- Food. Sex. Food. Sex. I don't know! Oh God, I want both! I want girls on bread.
- Occupation ? Dinosaurs.
- Play station is whack.
- We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not ME.
- I’m not even sorry.
- The Party
- Paper. Snow. A ghost.
- Pizza. We like PIZZA
- It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it.
- Could I BE wear any more clothes?
- French
- MOO POINT
- DOT
High Maintenance MONICA
- Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.
- I KNOWWWW.
- And remember. If I’m harsh with you it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.
- That’s right, mom and dad. Your little harmonica is hammered.
- I’ve got this uncontrollable need to please people.
- It’s the humidity.
- Not just clean. Monica clean.
- that’s not even a word.
- You were my midnight mystery kisser?
- I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
- JUDGING ?
- SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN…
- girls don’t do this.
The fashion queen RACHEL
- Salmon-skin-roll.
- That’s ok. Girls tend not to like me.
- Being Alone Sucks.
- Just so you know, with us, it’s never off the table.
- That’s right you do what the hand says.
- Oh I’m sorry, Did my back hurt your knife?
- I was mad at you. Not because I stopped loving you.
- It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and IT IS A BIG DEAL.
- He’s so pretty, I want to cry.
- I got off the plane.
- She is like this.
- Can you blame her ?
- What she just said?
Weird Phoebe
- Smelly cat.. Smelly cat…..
- Thank you my babies.
- If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.
- If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.
- If it’s a girl Phoebe. and if it’s a boy Pheebo
- Come on Will take of your shirt and tell us.
- I’m a really cool person.
- Why am I friends with these people?
- Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.
- First time I met chandler I though he was gay.
- THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
- You like that you should here my phone number.
- I don’t even have a ‘pla’.
- She’s your lobster.
- Another one.
- She knows
- Classic
- FRIENDS
- I wish I could but I don’t want to.
- You’re my family.
FRIENDS have given me the best memory.
An episode in the morning keeps sadness away.
Bunk the college? Let's gather and watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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Pick any day, pick any occasion, pick any mood this will give you the laughter.
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