Saturday 21 April 2018

Life of an Engineer after getting job! Part 2/3


The quote from this all get started on my desk!
Have you ever been restless? Experienced that edgy, cold sweating feeling? The nervousness before the exam, anxiety of result, 4 runs in 1 ball winning excitement  or that shaky hands and jumpy thoughts while going for the final interview.

Let me tell you what happens when your all friends has jobs before you and being a good story teller, they narrate the story of their hellish IT job life and how it sucks. All these horror struck thoughts generally travel in your mind like a roller-coaster ride when your names call up for the final round for the job interview. But before that all you're prepared for the interview is 'Sell me a pen' task and where do you see yourself in 5 years question. Suits and The Wolf of the Wall Street effect you know. I was clear that by playing cards game in computer if Mike Ross can acquire the job. I surely can. If not who cares? This is my last interview anyways. With the carefree mindset and without being nervous I entered in that cabin full with 3 people and who knew two of them going to change my life upside down.

As you read in the first part, I left the whole paper blank, argued with HR for like 15 minutes and the one person that stuck in my mind was the lady who was waiting for me in the cabin, her existence had power to embrace her value. The minute I entered, I got the gut feeling to crack the interview. As I had applied for the post of content writer and digital marketing they asked me about my blog, engineering and why I want to go in this field having very little knowledge about it.And I forgot the very same question, meaning of my name -_-

The round begin,
The Boss (Whom I later started calling Captan for some reason) : Why do you want to work here?

ME: Because you attract exact kind of people like you! (There was a poster saying the same line over the couch area. I just memorized it as I was gazing that freaking quote during their lunch time -_-)

Captan : What do you know about Backlinking, digital marketing, SEO, Social Media and Twitter

All these questions he asked one by one and I discussed replying back with the little knowledge I had about it. Though I totally stumbled upon the backlinking, he explained and then there was silence.

After few seconds, reviewing my Resume he came up with the Google's recently launched messaging platform Google Allo. What they asked me is their pros, cons and why after all these years Google had to put a foot in chatting application all of a sudden. I being a researched student about these AI and chatting thing cracked the question with full marks like an easy cake walk.  

 There were some other series of question about my hobby, passion and  the future. The only company that didn't ask me where I see myself in next 5 years or other some stupid questions.Though they did ask me the meaning of Kemil 0_0

Then the captan opened my blog on his MAC, and the first article was : "Life of a jobless engineer", I was smiling over the irony, that was going to happen.

Captan : How's your life then?

ME: Pretty excitingly boring. These were my exact words. On one hand I was exploring things I never had chance before, other hand I was miss being employed. Never knew the boringness will excite me that time.

We discussed some philosophical things here and there and then he asked that lady if she had any questions for me.   

The lady: Why do you think you're best for this role.

ME: I don't, as I have no knowledge about half of the things for the post. I only how to write and I'm good at it. It's your own staff who believes that I am good for this role and actually convinced me to come up for the interview.

I don’t know I was too confident, blunt, honest or rude or may be all four at a same time. But after that no one asked me anything. They just informed to give a task form home to write some sort of blog and submit it and then they'll judge.

May be they were preparing a backup. I later understand how the recruitment works. And trust me there's no fun knowing that shit.

Do I submit the article, I call off a job or come back again to meet them? To be continue in the last part of 1 year of employment.


- Kemil Ghoghari